Remedies Reviewed..

I have the funk, the crud, a cold. And boy does it suck. Not nearly as bad as taking medicine that doesn't work sucks though. And then there are those meds that do work, but then, you're not really conscious enough to tell..

Remedies reviewed:

Theraflu Thinstrips: bullshit.

Chloraseptic: why does this even come in different flavors? Has anyone ever actually tasted anything besides NUMB???

Vick's Vapo-Rub: This is alllll fun and games til you fall asleep with it on and you wake up and one of the dogs is trying to lick it off you and then you feel all icky and have to look up the Doggie Poison Control Center...

Classic Nyquil: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snurfle snort, wha? I'm sorry, did you say something??

And my new love... Mucinex: I wanted to hate this stuff based on the idiotic animated SNOT they have in their commercials, but tried it upon recommendation from a friend who just this last weekend was telling me how effective it is.. They were right, it works! Yay.