Wednesday, September 27, 2006

A Tad Bit Girl-Centric..

(feel free to skip this one if you're a boy)

Possible Answers Running through my head when the Monkeyfart scheduling my very first mammogram ever asked me for the 2nd time why I’m getting one. (Apparently that whole “doctor referral” thing I mentioned didn’t compute).


**I need to get a better estimate on my bra size. I could possibly be a C!

(Shutup, Courtney)

**Because nothing says lovin’ like getting your boob smashed against a giant camera.

**I’ve already had 5 pap smears this year and they’re starting to get suspicious.

**‘cause I’m a Brick Hoooowwwwsse.




Dude, Just work with me here, ok?

6 comments:

C said...

You could possibly be a C...on Mars...Bwah ha ha

Robyn said...

Oh wait til you go with something suspicious and they want to do the other "2" series that aren't included in the regular mammograms....I thought they were joking and wanted to look at my C's..they weren't.

Stinkydog said...

Kiss my ass, Melons-R-Us. :)

Robyn said...

That wasn't very nice..still angry about the haircut??

Stinkydog said...

I was referring to Courtney.

Stinkydog said...

and by the way? BRAGGART