One-sided Conversation

What I said to the two young guys in black pants and white button-down shirts with ties holding bibles in our driveway this morning as I passed them on my way to the car:

"Hi, I don't want to tell you how to run your business, but I think you should know that inside that house right there is a six foot seven Agnostic who really f***ing hates mornings."

They looked at me, looked at each other and walked away.

(waving) "Okay, Y'all have a good day now!"