Wednesday, October 11, 2006

One-sided Conversation

What I said to the two young guys in black pants and white button-down shirts with ties holding bibles in our driveway this morning as I passed them on my way to the car:

"Hi, I don't want to tell you how to run your business, but I think you should know that inside that house right there is a six foot seven Agnostic who really f***ing hates mornings."

They looked at me, looked at each other and walked away.

(waving) "Okay, Y'all have a good day now!"

3 comments:

Robyn said...

I bet they never heard that one before!!!

C said...

I clipped this blog and posted it on my myspace with the title..."My friend Lee's run in with the Jehovah Witness Morning Crew"

Mel Francis said...

I'm so stealing that from you!