nice kitty kitty

A plea to cat owners this holiday season...

If your cat is so terrified of being out in public that it makes noises that sound like a warped smoke alarm while it hisses and spits and every hair on it's little body sticks completely straight out, it's probably safe to say you can SKIP the photo with Santa in the middle of a Petsmart filled with slobbery dogs. Kitty sure as shit doesn't want to be there and Santa would like to keep both her eyeballs. Take el gato back to the house, give him some xanax and apologize. That was mean.

poor kitty.