Just give me the damn shirt

Is it wrong that I signed up for the Mighty Texas Dog Walk with absolutey ZERO intention of actually walking it? I've mentioned it before, but wow, really not a great experience for me that first time--don't need to ever do it again this lifetime. But you know, they're a fantastic organization and I'll give them my money any day. Plus, this year: really cute shirts. I'm officially a dog walk Poseur. Sue me.