Another good one from Sam

The time is 3:46am and outside the window in my backyard there comes the sound of two cats locked in either an epic smackdown or hot monkey sex. Whatever they're doing, it sounds like one of them is having less fun than the other and the screams have woken up all seven dogs in the bedroom. They are weighing in on the fight (or hot monkey sex) by howling like they're coyotes. Its not charming. I'm trying to get everyone hushed and back to sleep when Sam, out of nowhere, without waking up at all, rolls over and yells:

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME CHATEAUNEUF!!