Plagued by Kindness

I really don't know what it is about today that has been pushing people to tell me to have a WONDERFUL DAY. I have been told this 4 times today by perfect strangers: though two of them in an overly chipper service capacity (grocery cashier and waitress at Trudy's). But the other two were just random. Have a WONDERFUL DAY. Not just a good day, make it WONDERFUL. Let me tell ya: I went to a birthday party last night and had five whiskey drinks and some SuperBadAssMango Mojito. Ow. I'd say WONDERFUL is pretty friggin' unlikely. However, you can keep on saying it to me and I'll keep on trying to not slug you.