SOLD

Guy at Starbucks: Good morning, could I interest you in a Pumpkin Spice or Eggnog Latte??

Me: (stuffed up and miserable): nooobe, I just want the biggest coffee you have.

Guy at Starbucks: What about the Traveller?

Me: how big is that?

Guy at Starbucks: It serves 25 people.

(silence)

Guy at Starbucks: Only because you look like you need it.