Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Decisions, Decisions

I probably forgot to tell yall that we're going to another Alamo Sing-a-Long, didn't I? And this one is allllllllll Christmas Music, baby. I'm so excited, you have no idea. So, in preparation, me and my cohinkies decided to get the most hideous Christmas Sweaters** we could find (kind of trendy this year, I know, but whatever). Anyway, so I can't even tell you how many thrift stores I've been to in the last week--Thrift Town, Thrift Land, Thrift Galaxy... but I finally hit the jackpot. I bought two, but only need one. I'll let my friend wear the one I don't choose so it won't go to waste, but right now I need help--which one should I wear???

Choice number #1

Now, I realize that at first glance this one does not seem all that bad. But let me just point out: the buttons? Christmas Trees. And though it may be hard to detect in this photo, let me just assure you that there are shoulder pads in this thing that would make Tony Romo jealous.

Choice number #2

...really, does this one need an explanation??

**Disclaimer--if you actually own one of these sweaters, or something very near like it, I'm not making fun of you....Wait. Yes, yes I am. I'm no style guru and god knows I have at least one t-shirt in my drawer that reads "I've been feeding my dog for years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", but by-golly, if you own something that has christmas tree buttons, it's open season, you hear what I'm sayin?


Anonymous said...

Okay...well, they are both pretty HIDEOUS...but, if I had to make a choice...I'ld go with number two...it really made my head hurt...if thats what you're going for. C

Robyn said...

#2 is it!! I used to have one like that ohhhh... about 16 years ago!!!! Go for #2!!!

angie said...

#2. #2 is so you.

Michael said...

I think that #2 belonged to my sister. Were they selling it with a matching child's sweater?