Trampled on my way to the Brie

holy crap, yall: don't ever go to Central Market the day before Christmas Eve. My foot got run over by someone yielding a heavily laden cart three times in the space of about 15 minutes, which was all we could stand before we had to get out of there. I mean, shoppers were vicious near the olive bar. People better start being nicer or you know what you're gonna get tomorrow...