Wednesday, January 16, 2008



.. dropping off the world's most disgusting cocker spaniel (mine) at the groomers this morning.

Groomer: how do you want his hair cut?

Me: Go ahead and take most of it off.

Groomer: No topknot? No skirt?

Me: We're going for something a little less Lord Fauntleroy.

Groomer: No long hair on the ears?

Me: nah, that just interferes when he's trying to eat his own poop.

Groomer: Got it.


Robyn said...

That's gross.

Stinkydog said...

Dude, have you MET Fergus? He is a walking bacterial disease.

Cute though.

Suzy said...

I have met Fergus, and he loves to lick me. Eeeeeeuw.

Stinkydog said...

Oh don't worry--the CDC probably has a whole file on him.