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.. dropping off the world's most disgusting cocker spaniel (mine) at the groomers this morning.
Groomer: how do you want his hair cut?
Me: Go ahead and take most of it off.
Groomer: No topknot? No skirt?
Me: We're going for something a little less Lord Fauntleroy.
Groomer: No long hair on the ears?
Me: nah, that just interferes when he's trying to eat his own poop.
Groomer: Got it.
4 comments:
That's gross.
Dude, have you MET Fergus? He is a walking bacterial disease.
Cute though.
I have met Fergus, and he loves to lick me. Eeeeeeuw.
Oh don't worry--the CDC probably has a whole file on him.
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