Monday, March 17, 2008


We're leaving for France in four days (omg!!!) so,last night, I have the lady we've contracted to pet-sit over to the house so I can show her a few things like where the nerf guns are and how to rinse dog pee out of your jeans without actually taking them off. We get to the part where I am showing her how to feed 9 dogs at once (throw bowls down, get the hell out of the way and make sure no one kills Flo). As she's giving me a slightly panicked look, it occurs to me that I've developed skillsets I probably shouldn't have.

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