This is totally going to be an internet urban legend in about, oh I give it.. three months. Only in the future version, it will have happened in Texas (or Alabama), the gun will be a 357 magnum or an Uzi, and there will be cowboy hats involved.
... man took offense to a motorist, who, after getting him to roll down his window, asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
After hearing the request for Dijon mustard, the 22-year-old driver pulled a black handgun from his glove compartment, cocked the weapon and pointed it at the three people in the other car.
"Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your [expletive] windows up"
Just don't email it to me when it happens, ok yall?
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