Thursday, January 22, 2009

I Ride Alone

Quick way to freak out strangers in your office building:

Not realize door has opened. Stand in the middle of elevator, looking down and yell "WOULD YOU STOP PUNCHING MY UTERUS, FER CRYIN OUT LOUD??"

Needless to say, these people did not join me on the ride up to the sixth floor... What can I say? It worked: he stopped.


Older not wiser said...

Little boys can take dance class.

Tina said...

That or laughing out loud so hard at a blog post you forget you're at work and you start doing the snort laugh. Thanks.