Gardening for Idiots

If you gifted us with a plant while Hopper and I were in the Hospital, rest assured that it is still alive...for now. I'm not exactly known for my green thumb. In fact, when I walk through the plants department of Home Depot, Sam accuses me of "trolling for victims." Now, I would like to point out that there is an aloe plant that I have successfully avoided killing for 5 years now. It's the only plant I've ever kept alive for longer than 3 weeks, but IT IS STILL HERE, thankyouverymuch. Even so, it's probably not a bad idea for me to look into buying one of these.