Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Sam's mom is in town visiting this week and she brought baby pictures. I plan on making the most of this.

Girl, if there is any doubt in your mind as to what time it is, let me break it down for you: It is time for you to get Smooved.
Aw, baby, I know that I had said some things that made you mad, but I am extremely sorry. If you just come on home, I will make it up to you. I will take you to new stratospheres of love. I will sex you wild.
To make up for all the foolish things I said, tomorrow night, I will escort you to my crib, where I will prepare for you a romantic meal comprised of succulent lobster from the finest sea. We will both eat the lobster and enjoy a side dish of rice with it. There will also be a baked potato waiting for you, and some butter for you to place upon that potato. In addition, there will be sour cream, which you may also put on the potato if you so desire.
I will also serve juice.

~the onion, january 12, 2005, issue 41-02

1 comment:

Juliet said...

Oooohh- now I am so smooved, it ain't even funny!
(I wonder if anyone else but me will hear all of that smoovin' talk in a Barry White voice? No? Just me? Dang.)