Monday, June 21, 2010

10 Ways to Tell it is Monday Morning

1. your child wakes up at 3:15 am yelling DAAAHG (which is either "dog" or "father") til he peacefully falls back asleep at approximately 5:45 am, or 15 minutes before your alarm goes off

2. Despite being awake for two hours before dawn, you neglect to remember that you don't have any clean pants, commence to using the "sniff test". Don't judge.

3. you stand in front of the coffee maker and open up the brand new creamer you just bought yesterday only to have it explode on you somehow--shooting up at least a foot before dripping down your pants into your shoes and somehow spraying at least three walls. Good thing your pants weren't really all that clean to begin with.

4. You use the damned exploding creamer anyway because you REALLY need a cup of coffee right now, dammit.

5. You cannot remember your password to get on the network at the office and decide that maybe you should just play solitaire on the desktop til it comes back to you.

6. Realize that when you were putting makeup on in the car, the light changed, so you only put eyeshadow and liner on your left eye.

7. You decide it's a look you can live with for now.

8. It's 9:30 am and you still have coffee creamer in your @*#*ing shoe.

9. Finally remember that password, but can't stop with the solitaire until you win. Does anyone ever really "win" at solitaire? What a sad little game... So addicted.

10. Wonder--Is it too early to take a nap?

and how is YOUR morning??


Allison said...

I woke up this morning and discovered that I was out of coffee filters, which meant I had to fish the one out of the trash I had just tossed in and rinse it off. Desperate times.

Then one of the cats puked on my bedspread, and again on the living room floor. All before 6:00 a.m.

Stinkydog said...

Happy Summer Solstice--Longest Day of the Year!