hey, guys. How are you doing? I feel like it's been so long since we talked. Here, sit down. How was your week? How's that no-coffee thing going? Oh yeah, sister, I know. You don't have to tell me. That no-coffee thing is about to result in somebody's head being ripped off and positioned, still dripping, in the inbox on the edge of your desk as a warning to anyone else who wants to whistle in the morning as they walk past your office, am I right? Yeah. I feel ya. So what else is going on? Me, I'm just picking up poop. Gathering shit, every second of every day. Piles of Ca Ca from the four shittingest puppies ever to walk the earth. I swear, you could give them three crumbs of a cracker and they would take a dump less than a minute later. Twice. At least two of them are going to new homes this weekend, so there's that at least.
Hopper is inching his way into the Terrible Twos That Aren't Really Terrible Twos They're More Like Say Goodbye To Your Happy-go-Lucky-Baby Because Here Comes The Real Shit Phase. It mostly involves high-pitched keening when he doesn't get his way. Also, hitting people over the head with wooden spoons. Gotta work on that.
Other than all this, things are busy but I can't even tell you what I've been getting done. I've been trying to clean out the garage for two months now so I can finally move the pool table that hasn't been used in two years out there and have a real Play Room inside. Hmm, yeah. I got 3 boxes moved. About 3 feet to the left.
So what's up with you guys?
Friday, June 04, 2010
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Sounds like you're really living the life, Lee. :)
As for me...there's the whole being-laid-off-3-weeks-after-I-had-the-baby thing. Other than wondering how a 43 year old woman with two children, one of them being a newborn, can find a halfway decent paying, only somewhat crapola job in the current economy....life is good. My son is happy and healthy, my baby daughter still thinks the sun rises and sets on my magic ta-tas, and my hubby is doing great in his career.
(Anyone know of a great job that will pay me FABULOUS wages while I stay home with the kids? Oh, and won't require me to say "You want fries with that?" a hundred times a day?)
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