Roses and Sunshine

I am not the world's most patient person. For the love of my child, I try. Still, if I never have this conversation again, it will be too soon.

Me: Hop, you need to go potty?  
Hopper: NOPE.
Me: you sure?  
Hopper:NOOoooooo
30 minutes later:
Me: Hopper, you want to go sit on the potty?  
Hopper: NONONONONONONONO  
Me: are you sure?  
Hopper: DONWANNIT
10minutes later:
Me: Hop, let's go sit on the potty.  
Hopper: NOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOO  
Me: Okay
2 minutes later:
Me:(sniffs) Hop, did you poop?
Hopper: yeah.

*clenches fists, stifles scream*