You will regret this

To my sister,

Got your package for the boys today: Ha. Ha. Verrrrry funny. You are hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean: CRUEL. Just know that while I may not be able to get you back tomorrow, or the next day or anytime during the next three presidential terms , you will regret this 14 years from now when your nephew joins a Don Ho tribute punk band named Tiny Acid Bubbles. I am going to book them for your 60th birthday party. Right after I buy them brand new amps.

You'll get yours.