Mailbag

Contents of a package I received from my sister today:

2 Arkansas Razorback shirts for the boys

1 belated birthday card

1 Razorback Piggie Nose

2 Razorback pins

1 pair Razorback earrings

1 Melissa&Doug reusuable sticker pad game

and this is where you start losing me:

1 finger bowling game

1 Intermediate Algebra Book

All of her Newton County Fair 1st, 2nd and 3rd place ribbons for jelly and baked goods

1 informational bookmark on Epidermolysis Bullosa 

1 brochure on Moneygram Visa card

I love my family to death, but sometimes, when I get packages, I start wondering if I've just unwittingly participated in some sort of bizarre interstate hoarding scheme.  WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE RIBBONS???