Karma

Scene: breakfast table, early morning.I'm just walking into the room. I haven't had coffee.

Hopper:  ...and THEN, Cara got a case of Karma and tried to kick me in the nuts!

Me: What now? 

Hopper:  Cara, she got Karma and then tried to kick me in the nuts!  

Me: Hop, that is not what karma means. 

Hopper: RIGHT IN THE NUTS! 

Me:  Karma does not mean being kicked in the nuts. 

Hopper: Well, Cara says that she was trying to kick me in the nuts because of Karma

Me: That is still not what it means. 

Hopper: It's Ok though because I just took cover because who wants Karma to kick you right in the nuts!