3 weeks in Haiku

I haven't updated in a while because every friggin weekend has been taken up with...Stuff. Not even exciting stuff. I don't even know if I can fancy it up by writing it in haiku. But hell, I'm bored, so here goes.

Father visits with
New Girlfriend but not divorced
from stepmom yet. Hee.

Two dogs follow me
home but I can't find owner.
they are annoying.

I thought seven dogs
was bad for my sanity.
Nine dogs are way worse.

I hate garage sales
especially at my house
when people steal stuff.

Fourteen coming for
Thanksgiving, but I don't have
enough chairs for all.

Okay, I need to stop. Sad thing is, I could probably keep going..