Get out the way

I got chomped this morning. It was my own stupid fault. Rule #1: when you have two dogs about to fight: get the hell out of the way. Don't stick your hand in the middle of them like a dumbass. If you must break it up, use a broom, use the water hose to douse them with water, use anything but your bare hand. Trust me on this. Don't think you can move quicker than the dog. I got this from a blind 24lb cocker spaniel. (Blind, I tell you!). All because I forgot about that bare hand thing for just a split second.

holy crap this hurts.