also..

Also, I would like to point out that although I may be a little distraught, I am not *this* bat-shit crazy.

I realize that it probably brings some amount of comfort to some people (...people not like me) but can you imagine how freaked out the other dogs in my house would be if I brought her home like that??

At that point all the remaining dogs drop to their knees, "Pleeeeaazzze, momma, pleee-heeeeezzz, I promise I won't eat your bras anymore..or your flip flops or big chunks of drywall from the living room, I swear to gawd, sniffle sniffle, just don't stuff me, 'kay??" New disturbingly effective training tool: "Don't f*** with that, junior, or you'll turn out like Georgia."


heh. sorry.