In today's other news..

WTF? Kraft Guacamole doesn't actually have any avocado in it?? Huh? Not that I ever eat the Kraft stuff, but again, HUH? Guacamole is... avocados, garlic and lime juice. Making it without avocados is like making Fried Chicken with...Beef. (actually, that sounds kinda delish) Or Cheese Dip with maple syrup. Who the hell makes guacamole without avocado?? Other than Kraft, I mean.