heh heh

This is the most hysterical thing I've read all year (and yes, I know it's only February, I think this will stand strong through the summer months, though). Anthony Bourdain comments on the current crop of Food Network Personalities. And he's... well, um, he's Anthony Bourdain what do you expect?

On Paula Deen:

A recent Hawaii show was indistinguishable from an early John Waters film. And the food on a par with the last scene of Pink Flamingos. But I’d like to see her mad. Like her look-alike, Divine in the classic, “Female Trouble.“ Paula Deen on a Baltimore Killing Spree would be something to see. Let her get Rachael in a headlock--and it’s all over.

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