I laughed for, like, 10 minutes

Bret Michaels on VH1's Rock of Love:

"When I was pulling Brandi's head out of the toilet after she vomited and she told me she loved me. Man, that was probably one of the most touching moments of my life."

If you are not watching this show, you are SO missing out.

P.S. I was going to post a video of from YouTube for you but might I just suggest that you don't ever type the words "Rock of Love" or any variation thereof into the YouTube search engine. shudder