Deja Vu

Tonight we had almost an exact repeat of this event, where a nerdly voiced 19 year old Greg Brady lookalike ignores the raucous din of a meeellion baying hounds to ask the question I can't believe people are still asking me:

Salesguy: So, have you ever installed a alerbeda durga?

Me (straining to hear): What was that?

Salesguy (YELLING): SO, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED INSTALLING AN ALARM SYSTEM??

Me: Dude, no. I have ten dogs in there. Are you deaf?

Him: For reals? There's ten dogs in there?

Right then, seven little heads pop up in the window.

Me: No, there's really only two. They just move lightning fast.