Thursday, May 29, 2008


How to Remove an (almost) Dead Bird from a Dog's Mouth

1). Turn head away and pick up dog

2) With arms straight, carry dog over to trash can outside

3). Hold her above trash can and shake her vigorously while screaming "SPIT IT OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! SPIT!(shake) IT (shake shake) OUT!!!"

you're welcome.

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