Loan Me a Sweater

I am having one of those OMG moments where I am realizing that I was in too much of a hurry getting my exercise clothes together this morning and now I am faced with going out in public in spandex pants and a shirt that in no way shape or form covers my ass. I mean, it's not going to stop me from going to my aerobics class but.. you know how when you see that person in spandex and the too-short shirt in the grocery store and wonder, "hmmm, does she just not realize that she should not be out in public like that??"

Let me just tell you from the other side: YES, I KNOW.