Inventive

I really needed to go jogging earlier this evening but I just had my hair done today and it was looking..well, I know it would be conceited to say it was looking cute so let's just say it looked better than normal and I didn't want to mess it up by getting it all sweaty so I'd have to wash it and then have to try and recreate the cuteness using a hairdryer, that serum stuff my sister made me buy and a straightening iron because let's face it: I CAN BARELY BRUSH MY OWN HAIR, even with the right tools. So, what do I do? Do I jog the necessary three miles to counterbalance my nightly glass of red wine or do I keep the cute hair? Then it occurs to me: if you could invent a hat or towel or, I dunno, head sponge that would enable you to exercise outside in the Texas weather without getting your hair sweaty and gross, you could probably make a billion bucks. That I haven't patented this and missed out on the flask bra* are probably the only reasons why I am not rolling in hundred dollar bills right now.



*We talked about this one in 1997. I am bitter... however, I will admit, I never thought of calling it a "Wine Rack". that is hilarious. Hee!