avert your eyes

Used to be when they did dog agility competitions, the border collies would just wipe the floor with the rest of the dogs to the point where there was just no use in watching any more because the results were predictably the same. So they separated them into their own special heats to give a beagle a chance or two. I only bring this up because I think it's something the organizers of the Ugliest Dog Competition need to consider because, man, those chinese cresteds are in a class of their own. shudder