Friday, April 24, 2009


Facebook Status Updates I have Considered and Rejected:

Lee BH is...
...trying to remember her Twitter username and password because she has 7 followers and she's not sure she's ever logged in.

...seriously about to pay some hack veterinarian to de-bark Mr. Bean if he doesn't SHUT HIS YIP-YAPPING MOUTH.

... topless..not to be sexy but because the baby has just puked on her last clean shirt.

and you guys thought I didn't have an edit button.


Allison said...

I just logged back in to Twitter, but only because my browser at home autosaved the password. I can only keep up with so much.

I think you should go with the rejected status updates...wait till you see how many comments you get.

Robyn said...

so funny, go with posting the rejects!