Rejected
Facebook Status Updates I have Considered and Rejected:
Lee BH is...
...trying to remember her Twitter username and password because she has 7 followers and she's not sure she's ever logged in.
...seriously about to pay some hack veterinarian to de-bark Mr. Bean if he doesn't SHUT HIS YIP-YAPPING MOUTH.
... topless..not to be sexy but because the baby has just puked on her last clean shirt.
and you guys thought I didn't have an edit button.
2 comments:
I just logged back in to Twitter, but only because my browser at home autosaved the password. I can only keep up with so much.
I think you should go with the rejected status updates...wait till you see how many comments you get.
so funny, go with posting the rejects!
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