Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why, hello there. Guess what I'm doing? I'm "practicing" getting up for work since I go back next week. It's not even 6am and I am UP UP UP. See, I was always that person who woke up as late as I possibly could to get to my job on time. You know who I am, I was that stupid whore putting on make up at the stoplight--see how I could read your lips? I knew you were calling me names. Don't hate. I never rearended anyone. (and also, my make up never turned out that well). But now, I have things to do in the morning that take tiiiiimmmmmmmeee. And you can't hurry things up. What am I going to do, say "Excuse me there, Junior, but could you suckle that teat a wee bit faster, hmmm? Mommy's running late." Yeah. Doesn't work.

The other thing that takes a little bit of time is waking up Hopper's daytime caregiver: his poppa. Sam is not a morning person. Actually, that's not true, he's definitely a morning person--it's just more Stay Up til 4am rather than Get Up at 4am. So, this is going to be a bit of a challenge. Not to mention, I have to work in some snorgling time because I'm not going to make it 10 hours away at the office without some Hop Snorgle built up. Trust me, it takes time to pinch that kid all the places he needs pinching.

Hence, the practice. Wish us luck!


Allison said...

Aww, he is CUTE! I suspect you are in on this secret already.

Also you will still be the person putting on lipstick at the stoplights...or maybe that's just me.

Time! There's never enough of it.

Suzy said...

Why is it they like to lounge around on the boob extra long on weekday mornings?

Robyn said...

cute picture!! just don't leave the house with your boob hanging out.

Older not wiser said...

Will they let you use a webcam at the office?