Wednesday, December 30, 2009

News from Snotlandia:

1). Kleenex now makes an "antiviral" tissue that claims to kill 99.9% of germs. Too bad that you're using them after you've already contracted the funk.

2). The makers of Theraflu have finally determined that it does not have to taste like donkey piss in order to contain enough medicine to make you feel better. I am grateful (raises steaming mug, clinks glasses).

3). There is not enough sinus congestion in the world to mask one of Fergus's farts. ugh. Seriously, this dog has an issue. He was being all cuddly and cute, snuggling up to me in my jammies with my cup of tea and BAM! It's like someone blasted me with a methane airhorn. dear god.

I'm going to go stuff antiviral tissues up my nose and hide. Tomorrow if the meds wear off we may discuss 2010 resolutions. OR we nap. One of the two.

1 comment:

Juliet said...

Man, what goes around sure comes around, eh? Hope you're feeling better soon, too.