stinkydog

Ok, so the puppies, we've established that they're cute right? Wait, let's review:

You with me now? CUTE. So, now that we've got that down, let me just tell you: DUMBEST PUPPIES I'VE EVER MET. Seriously. Morons. Couldn't think their way out of a paper bag.You want to know how I know that? I put them in a paper bag just for fun and THEY GOT STUCK. Now, I could make a few blonde jokes, but I won't. I will just say that after a week of trying to show them that the gate is OPEN (they will stare at it for 10 minutes whimpering to be let out before realizing it) and hey, you just peed there, how bout not standing in it? I'm starting to realize that much a like a chameleon's color-changing skin, there's a biological protection inherent in the Cuteness. It keeps me from throttling them. Just barely... I probably need to go look at that picture again.