stinkydog

Is it wrong that I chose our seats on the airplane because the two ladies I sat behind were gesturing so wildly in their conversation that I thought they were deaf? Don't look at me like that, I was thinking of how I was going to manage the slightly squirmy toddler who has just recently learned that Dolphin-esque Mariah Carey screaming is the quickest way to get your attention. I thought it was the ideal seating arrangement: hey, *I* have a screechy kid and THEY can't hear him: PERFECT! How very disappointing for both of us that to learn that their auditory senses are just fine. Hey, it was only a minute of screeching. Or two. Couldn't have been more than three.