Wednesday By the Numbers
We haven't done a "By the Numbers" post in...I can't remember the last time we did one, actually. Just trust me, I used to think like this all the time. That was before having a baby made my brain break. Anyhoo..
Wednesday By the Numbers
number of times I said "wow, this is soulsuckinglypleaseripmyearsoff bad" during American Idol last night: 10
number of Lost Episodes I've seen this season because I keep forgetting it's on Tuesday and end up watching $*@*ing American Idol instead: all of them
number of bagels I made for breakfast and left on the countertop before I realized the dog was licking the cream cheese while I wasn't looking: 2
number of bagels I ate anyway*: 1
number of minutes I was at work before spilling coffee on my cream-colored sweater: 47
number of new fancyschmancy wineshops my husband works at that are having a soft opening today(!!): 1
number of days it is taking me to read Fool: too many. (I keep falling asleep, not because it's boring, but because I have a short person that wakes me up at 4am sometimes and that wears me out)
age you probably need to be before reading Fool is ok: um, I'm gonna say, pretty old. It's a raunchy book. And by raunchy I mean: completely hilarious, but kinda Ew. They're not going to be making a film version of this anytime soon... But then again, they made Clerks 2, so anything is possible.
number of years Rici is today: 17 (Happy Birthday Rici!!!!!)**
*I know, ew.
**Rici Schinzel, you know
4 comments:
Really? You ate the bagel anyway? ewww...well at Least Hop comes by it honestly lol CES
I was running late, what can I say?
Hey- You had to do what you had to do...I can see that...lol-CES
Hey- You had to do what you had to do...I can see that...lol-CES
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