stinkydog

Sam: you did NOT tell me about another foster pup.
Me: yes I did.
...
no you didn't.
yes I did.
no you didn't.
yes I did.
...
Sam: NO YOU DIDN'T.
Me: EXCUSE ME, I DID. On the backporch. Last Sunday. I have witnesses.
Sam: I don't think so. Believe me, I would remember that kind of horror.


oh, get ready, babe. The terror is REAL.