Plinkies

Remember Plinky? It's the blog topic prompting service that gives you stuff to talk about when you can't think of anything else. I think they went on hiatus for a while because I stopped hearing from them, but lately they've started sending new plinkies, so let's get to it, shall we?

Thursday, Jul 29, 2010
What's guaranteed to make you roll your eyes?

Grown women who talk in little baby voices.
Young girls kissing one another in bars to get male attention.
Guys who wear bedazzled t-shirts with crucifixes on them.


Wednesday, Jul 28, 2010
What's your favorite comfort food, and why?
Fried chicken. You don't have to ask why, you just need to bring a bucket.

Tuesday, Jul 27, 2010
What keeps you up at night?
Fergus, incessantly licking his empty ballsack. Srsly, the dog has a problem.


Monday, Jul 26, 2010
Do you believe in the death penalty? Defend your answer.
I hate when people ask if you "believe" in the death penalty in the same way they'd ask if you believe in the tooth fairy. I don't have to "believe" in it. It exists. Do I "believe" that it is more punitive than life imprisonment without parole? No. Do I "believe" that sometimes innocent people get put to death? Yes. Do I "believe" that sometimes the crime committed can be just so godawful and evil that killing the person who perpetrated it just makes us all feel better? Yes. But do I "believe" that it actually works to deter crime? um, no.


Sunday, Jul 25, 2010
For your memoir, describe what you looked like as a teenager.
I looked exactly as I do now, only 20 years younger.


feel free to add your answers in the comments.