"writing letters"

So, Hopper decided  that he wanted to "write letters" to everyone this morning which is really sweet and all, except that by "writing letters" what he MEANS is:  taking our household bills, scribbling on them with crayons, stuffing them back into the return envelopes and taping that shut.  He also thinks that leftover gift tags are stamps. I only tell you this in the off chance you get one of these in the mail, don't feel like you  need to pay my cable bill.