Saturday, February 27, 2016

Boy and his Dog--7th in a series

I asked Hopper to write a few words about Mr. Bean on the occasion of one of them just turning seven a few weeks ago and the other one having a birthday in just a week. Here is what he wrote:

"I like Mr. Bean because he listens to me."
(This is a straight up lie. Mr. Bean listens to no one but the unholy yowling of a stray neighborhood cat who apparently tells him to bark loudly and steadily at 3am.)

 "He likes to eat good things." 

(Also false, Bean-o here eats poop, various grasses and once, inexplicably, half a box of dryer sheets). 

"I like him because hes' the best." 

Oh, okay, fine. 

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