The Wonders of Pharmaceuticals

Now, I'm not going to say that DRUGS ARE GOOD, but I thought you should know that this afternoon, in a Vicodin** haze, I watched Alicia Keys do a dance montage with Elmo, Murdock and Hannibal fly their way over a maximum security prison wall using garbage bags and a hairdryer and Oprah Winfrey ask an ex-NBA star if it's true that women try to seduce him by wearing underwear on their head. And it all made perfect sense to me.

Yay drugs!


**pinched nerve in my back (yeah, ouch)