Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Sam Day


Today is Sam's birthday so to celebrate, here's a few previously untold Sam Facts:


  • learned to cook at age 5

  • when I say "freakishly tall" I mean, he's 6'7. He was the same height I am now when he was in like, 3rd grade.

  • despite height, doesn't play basketball.

  • plays 3 different instruments.

  • doesn't believe in wearing blue jeans.

  • doesn't have a middle name. It' s Just Sam.

  • will eat any food you can imagine or think of, other than eggplant and sheep's eyeballs. Though I'm unsure about the eyeballs, he'd probably try them.

  • thinks potpourri smells like "somebody's grandmother exploded".

  • secretly loves puppies

  • Can have entire conversations in his sleep as evidenced by this exchange at 6-ish this morning:

Me: (whispering) Happy Birthday Sam!


Sam: (loudly) No comments, no limits, no sets.


Me: What does that mean?


Sam: No repetitions.


Me: ???


Sam: (all exasperated) THAT'S WHY WE HAVE MEAT IN THE BARBELLS AT THE CLUB


Me: Oh.



Happy Birthday, Munchkin.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to tell you that I'm off work from 12noon on 12/23 and don't go back til 1/2/2007! Yeah...I'm off the whole week. I hope you will stay with me the whole time...or as much as you can. Tell Sam Happy Birthday!! C