Friday, November 07, 2008

For your safety

Coworker: hey, hey now. What are you doing? Are you backing away so I won't rub your tummy?

Me: No, I'm just removing you from my punching reach.


** edited to add: I'm really not a violent person, I promise. I know how it sounds, but seriously, if three different people who were NOT related to you came up to you and rubbed your belly, you'd be thinking of going a little Sugar Ray on someone too.

5 comments:

Older not wiser said...

You did say family was ok? Just checking.

Stinkydog said...

yeah, family, close friends: OK. Checkout lady at 7-11, not ok.

Angela O. said...

Cracking me up! Hey - I like your name vote on the side and want to throw in my Irish name for you - Cullen. Just a suggestion... Or the name I wanted to give a boy - Dylan.

Suzy said...

Heh, unbeleivable what some people will do! I even karate-block my MIL.

Robyn said...

I personally think it's disgusting to rub anyone's belly, pregnant or not.