Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Vocabulary

It's totally true that, as parents, you learn new things every day. For example, Sam and I have added quite a few vocabulary terms in just the past few days..

Here are a few (with illustrations)

"ANGER ELF"--i.e. state of crankiness--generally occurs immediately preceeding a feeding time or otherwise denotes upcoming poonami*. Characterized by furrowed brow and general pissed off expression.



"BEANED"--i.e. no longer sanitary, as in: "You can't use that binky, it's been Beaned".



"POONAMI" --unfortunate occurrence in which one does not clear off soiled diaper fast enough before "second wave" comes through...

yeah. I'm not going to post a picture of that--you'll just have to trust me when I say, YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT.

7 comments:

Suzy said...

Poor Bean wants a binky!

Stinkydog said...

Bean actually has a little collection going..

Allison said...

I don't know, the binky doesn't look THAT dirty...

Robyn said...

well....that's one way to make sure the kid isn't hooked ont he passi!!!

Mel Francis said...

I thought a dog's mouth was cleaner than a human's mouth...

Steph said...

Germs and dirt will help build up his immune system. At least that's what I've been telling myself for the last 18 months.

Robyn said...

boy, aren't we a bunch of sanitary mom's?!?!