Wednesday, July 27, 2011

baby dinosaurs

True Fact: babies are cute so they can get away with shit. Specifically, waking up at 4:15 in the morning to do nothing other than squawk, make cutesy face and wiggle their chubby little limbs at you as if to say, "LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE I AM OVER HERE WITH THE ARM FLAILING AND THE PRETERNATURAL SCREECHING, NO I DON'T WANT THE PACIFIER OR YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR A BOTTLE, JUST LOOK AT ME, LOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE. oh. YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP THERE WERE YA?? blink blink. OH WELL-- LOOOOOOOOOK ATTTT MEEEEEEEE FLBRLDFIERSBSMORT" Only to nuzzle into your chest and fall back into a deep sleep approximately 7 minutes before your alarm goes off.

Later on, as we were both shuffling past each other a little bleary-eyed in the kitchen, Sam noted, "It's hard to raise a Pterodactyl to adulthood these days."


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