The Joys of Bubble Clay and Exploding Shrimp.

So, there's this stuff called Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask that over 5000 reviews on Amazon will tell you is GREAT for your pores. Also good for when you're waiting on Hopper and Sam to get back from the Asian Market and it's taking them over 5 hours (because apparently someone got lost). 

We were a little hesitant because the directions are all in Chinese, but in a nutshell--just smear it on your face. 

Rowan was not about it at first, but then when he saw how much it bubbled, he wanted me to give him just a little. And it was fun for like, the first five minutes until my face started looking like this and I may have scarred him a little (ok, for life). 

And then, after all that, Sam and Hopper came home with this, which Sam says are like little chips that explode into shrimp when you put them in a fryer. Good times at the Farm.